Jul 30
- CG: DO YOU EVER JUST SEE SOMEONE AND THINK "OH MY GOD, I WOULD LOVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR NEXT ORGASM"?
- CG: THAT'S WHAT I THINK WHENEVER I SEE YOU.
- TA: well, ii thiink you're the only one wiith that problem KK.
- TA: and ii'm not 2ure how two feel about that.
- CG: REALLY?
- CG: DAMN.
- CG: DO I NEED TO TRY AGAIN?
- TA: ii would enjoy that, ye2.
- CG: YOU REMIND ME OF TERRIBLE WINTERS AND THE SNOW THAT PILES UP IN FRONT OF MY HIVE DOOR.
- CG: BECAUSE I'D REALLY LIKE TO PLOW YOU.
- TA: ehehehe oh god you have fucked up pick up liine2.
- TA: ii'm 2eriou2ly lmao riight now.
- CG: THEY AREN'T FUCKED UP, THEY'RE INCREDIBLY FUCKING CLASSY.
- CG: WHY BEAT AROUND THE BUSH AND SAY "OH NO NO, I'M DEFINITELY NOT INTERESTED IN SHOVING MY BULGE INTO YOUR EVERY ORIFICE" AND BE COMPLETELY TRANSPARENT ABOUT IT, AND INSTEAD, VOILA, NOW WE HAVE PICK UP LINES.
- CG: THEY'RE A GODDAMN WORK OF ART, SOLLUX.
- TA: you have better leg2 than an ii2o2cele2 triiangle.
- CG: ...IS THAT REALLY THE BEST YOU CAN DO.
- TA: ii would 2ay you have me 2tuck on cap2 lock, iif you know what ii mean.... but that 2eem2 two fiit you better, quiite liiterall here.
- TA: liiterally*
- CG: OH, OKAY, THAT ONE WAS AT LEAST MODERATELY BETTER THAN THAT TERRIBLE ONE.
- TA: you mu2t be the 2quare root of two.
- TA: becau2e you make me iirraltiional.
- CG: IF I WERE AN ENZYME, I'D BE DNA HELICASE SO I COULD UNZIP YOUR GENES.
- TA: ii have 2ome theoriie2 about you and ii gettiing entangled.
- CG: YOU TURN MY FLOPPY DISK INTO A HARDDRIVE, BABE.
- TA: iin your pre2ence ii become cyanotiic.
- TA: ii wii2h ii wa2 a 2tart codon 2o ii could turn you on.
- CG: WANT TO SEE IF I CAN EXCITE YOUR NATURAL FREQUENCY?
- CG: IF I WAS AN ENDOPLASMIC RETICULUM, HOW WOULD YOU WANT ME--SMOOTH OR ROUGH?
- TA: you mu2t be made of flouriine, iiodiine, and neon becau2e you're FIINe.
- CG: ARE YOU A TETRIS BLOCK? BECAUSE I HAVE A HOLE YOU NEED TO FILL.
- TA: ii hope ii'm not beiing obtu2e, becau2e you're acute.
- CG: IF ONE LEG IS THE CELL WALL AND THE OTHER IS THE MEMBRANE, DO YOU WANT TO BE THE CYTOPLASM?
- TA: you don't need calculu2 when ii'm here two fiind the area under your curve2.
- TA: ii'm wriitiing a new make-out program... do you want two be the beta te2t?
- TA: can ii plug my 2olutiion iintwo your equatiion?
- CG: LET’S DISCOVER OUR COEFFICIENT OF FRICTION.
- CG: WHEN YOU AND ME GET TOGETHER IT’S LIKE SUPERPOSITION OF 2 WAVES IN PHASE.
- TA: come back two my hiive, and ii'll 2how you that biig bang ii2n't ju2t a theory.
- CG: BE MY QUEEN AND MATE ME WITH YOUR KNIGHT MOVES.
- CG: I WISH I WAS YOUR DERIVATIVE SO I COULD LIE TANGENT TO YOUR CURVES.
- TA: you mu2t be auxiin becau2e you're giiviing me repiid 2tem elongatiion.
- TA: we go twogether liike copy and pa2te.
- CG: YOU’RE LIKE AN EXOTHERMIC REACTION, YOU SPREAD YOUR HOTNESS EVERYWHERE.
- TA: there are two-hndred-and-2iix bone2 iin your body, would you liike two add one more?
- TA: ii wii2h ii wa2 a 2ecent liine 2o ii could touch you iin at lea2t two place2...
- CG: FUCK, CAN WE STOP STUPIDLY FLIRTING AND MAYBE ACTUALLY MAKE GOOD ON THESE? SHIT.
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